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September 30, 2004
Our Phone Voice is So Hot
SCIENCE has proven what many of us already knew: that you can get a good idea of how attractive someone is based solely on the sound of their voice. We have to say that, going on anecdotal evidence alone, the most successful telemarketers are often the most physically appealing, and now that research has shown this suspicion to be accurate, Capital One, Verizon, and others of their ilk can begin recruiting and hiring more of the mellifluous-voiced (i.e. 'hot') and viciously discriminating against the cackler/nicotine-singed (i.e. 'nasty') speakers of the world. It makes us proud to live in a country where people receive grants to do this kind of work.
Posted by matt at September 30, 2004 08:00 AM
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I read somewhere that a group of grad students tried to prove that Brett Favre is Jesus. That's spooky, even spookier is that they succeded.
Posted by: CS at September 30, 2004 04:18 PM
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