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September 13, 2004
The Apprentice's Snobatronic Lame-boy
Raj Bhakta, pictured somewhere in the html environs of this post, is the smuggest, prissiest man-child we've ever seen on a reality TV show, and a lot of that has to do with his education. Well, maybe 40% of the smugness is education-related. Raj attended the same boarding school as greenideas Kevin: the Hill School, a 'bastion' of 'tradition' and Southeastern Pennsylvania snob-bobbery. It wasn't all that bad, actually, outside of the fact that when we (and by we, I mean 'I, Kevin'. God, this blogger's "we" construction is awkward) attended, it was all-male. Which we won't go into, since the effects of the instantaneous social retardation effective upon enrollment are still lingering to this day. Oh, chuckle. Getting back to Raj ('94)...he gave a chapel speech where he admitted that he masturbated. In front of: the Headmaster, the Headmaster's wife, all the faculty, and all the students. It was pretty funny at the time, mostly because the large majority of the audience was, of course, under-18 year old guys. It's hard to take someone all that seriously when they get up and confess, under the non-denominational eyes of a generic wooden Jesus, that they pleasured themselves constantly as a '2nd-former' (eighth-grader, for those of you who don't speak British-inflected prep. school jargon) and there's a slight (like .5% chance) that the Donald knows about this chapel speech, since he's the proud father of two Hill alumni, Donald Jr. ('96) (loaned me $1.50 once) and Eric ('02). Definitely adds to the experience of watching the Apprentice. Which one should never, ever do.
Posted by matt at September 13, 2004 08:00 AM
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Well now there's a story I didn't know.
Posted by: Priya Bhakta at September 15, 2004 05:26 PM
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