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March 17, 2005

An Olive Branch Bronxward

I'm watching the congressional steroid hearings right now, so I can't say that I'm feeling that great about baseball. At least I wasn't until I found Coalition of the Darkside (via Soxaholix). It's 17 days until the Sox will humiliate the Spankees as a delightful coda to the ceremony in which they receive their rings, so I'm getting all kinds of amped. Reading CotD talk the smack about my Sox gets me even moreso.

Apparently, however, there's one thing that real Sox fans and real Yanks fans can all agree on, and that's that A-Slap is a fucking tool. To wit (from CotD):

Derek Jeter: "Hey Shef, How many home runs you have today?"
Gary Sheffield: "Two"
Jeter: "Well, that's two more than that little bitch A-Rod!"
Jeter and Sheffield: "BWAHAHAHAHAH!"
A-Rod: sheds a single tear

It can even work in reverse:

Bernie Williams: "So, how'd you do today Jorge?"
Jorge Posada: "One-for-three with a walk, why?"
Williams: "Because that little bitch A-Rod was three-for-four with a double and two RBIs."
Posada: "Oh, snap! I'll be down at the cage."
A-Rod: sheds a single tear

And don't think this phenomenon will be limited to just the English-speaking members of the team.

Hideki Matsui: "Asahi ga nobotta higashi no sora ni *"
Interpreter Rogelio Kahlon: "Itsumo no you ni A-Rod-san kirei da ne *"

*Matsui: "I just don't like him. Even the geisha girls whine less."
*Kahlon: "I agree. A-Rod-san is a total bitch."
A-Rod: sheds a single tear

Also, RIP, Dick Radatz.

Also also, congratualations to Steve Buckley on his new book.

Posted by matt at March 17, 2005 04:38 PM

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