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September 11, 2005
Late NFL Picks (updated)
So I missed out on the Pats and Raiders game on Thursday night, but that doesn't matter because we all knew in our American hearts of hearts that Tom Brady and the infallible jackasses were going to beat Randy Moss and the morally unworthy Raiders. Fact of life. The Pats have something on their side, whether it's voodoo or talent, well, that's hard to judge. Anyway, just wanted to get these picks on record before the rest of the games started, so check these out:
Chicago at Washington - Washington
Cincinnati at Cleveland - Cincinnati
Denver at Miami - Denver
Houston at Buffalo - Houston
New Orleans at Carolina - Carolina
Jets at Kansas City - Jets
Seattle at Jacksonville - Jacksonville
Tampa Bay at Minnesota - Minnesota
Tennessee at Pittsburgh - Pittsburgh
Cardinals at Giants - Giants (as much as it pains me to do this, and barring an unlikely and spectacularly gory situation involving Eli Manning's sore elbow detaching itself from his humerus and flying off along with his radius and ulna into the stands, to land with a cinematic splash in some poor jerk's massive cup of beer- the Giants will win)
Dallas at San Diego - San Diego
Green Bay at Detroit - Detroit (Favre should have retired!)
St. Louis at San Francisco - St. Louis
Indianapolis at Baltimore - Indianapolis
Philadelphia at Atlanta - Philly (of course)
One thing- I think the Raiders lost on Thursday night because Norv Turner's face looks as if it has been weathered by years of sun, sand, and crashing waves. But more in the way that a pier is worn down, as if Norv has used his face (volunteer, part-time) as a sort of anti-erosion dune on some beach.
Update: Whew, I am one retarded bastard. 7-7 is no way to start a season. Hopefully the Eagles will put me up above .500 for the weekend. Pitiful. Chargers: you played like lost dogs, ashamed, wandering aimlessly, dirty, through the game.
Posted by Kevin at September 11, 2005 11:57 AM
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