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June 22, 2005
Set Adrift on Memory Bliss
Dude, I am on this insane nostalgia kick right now. I just got back in touch with, like, my best friend from 7th grade through college, who I haven't talked to since I packed up and headed to Boston.
Speaking of 7th grade, I've gotta say that King's Quest is as awesome as it ever was. Also PM Dawn.
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June 14, 2005
More than Just a Prefuse 73 Song
Look, I don't want to bum anybody out here, but I'm hoping that by sharing my story, I might be able to help some of you who share my dread affliction. You see...
My name is Matt, and I'm a mint-o-holic.
It started recently when I was socializing actively, and I started getting really obsessed with having fresh breath. I'd always have a tin of Eclipse mints on me. Then it became more about being really bored at work and just needing something to break up the strings of e-mails and phone calls that fill up my time these days.
Now it's a bona fide addiction. I realized this today when I was eating one Certs Powerful Mint (the ones in the flat plastic rectangle) every few minutes. What happened next was positively horrifying. I ate one mint before checking my Outlook, and then, upon seeing an e-mail from this really stupid lady who'd been bugging me all day, I reached for the mints again without even realizing it. Somehow, I've turned retsin into some kind of narcotic.
God only knows where this will lead. All I ask is that, if you see me on the street, with flavor crystals caked on my lips offering sexual favors to a Blonde British woman in tennis whites, remember that I was once like you.
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June 07, 2005
Observations
1) SIdeways is kind of like Swingers: The Next Generation.
2) Girls who read Krugman are so hot.
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June 06, 2005
Tak!
These are some really ugly posters I bought on e-Bay. Rest assured, I'll be putting them up in my room. Oh yes.
I think Yulia Tymoshenko has to be the hottest prime minister ever. She'd prolly still be even if there were any close competition.
Posted by matt at 02:28 PM | TrackBack
A Gestating Classic?
How long does a record have to stay awesome before it can safely be called a classic? I want to make sure that Happyness by the Aluminum Group can officially be conidered a classic before I yell at everyone who doesn't have it.
In the interim though, if you don't have it, what's your freakin' problem? Don't you like good things? I bet you don't. I bet you're like, "No, I don't think it would be fun to have an awesome record. I'd rather repeatedly prick myself with a safety pin while I listen to The Downward Spiral on repeat."