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July 14, 2005
The first person to put chalk in the erasers will get hell of detentions
Hello, Molars readers, this is Matt speaking. I'm the President & CEO of greenideas Media, LLC, the parent company of Molars, and the weblog slavelord who keeps Kevin shackled to a desk and churning out soft-surrealist prose about bands you like.
At the moment, Kevin's on a white-slave exchange program in Kyrgyzstan, so I'll be filling in today. Later on, I'll put up a track and say clever things about it, just like Kevin would. And just to give you fair warning, this material will be on the test, so you don't get the day off just because there's a sub.
Posted by matt at July 14, 2005 11:44 AM
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If Kevin is going to be up for slave auction I’d like to start the bidding at £1.
Do i win him?
Posted by: 20jazzfunkgreats at July 15, 2005 04:20 AM
Actually, XXJFG, with the exchange rate being what it is these days, I'm only worth about 1/16 of a pound- so you'd win me, some topsoil, lots of nice library books, most of my CD collection, and probably at least 1 or 2 of my younger brothers as well. The market for Kevins just isn't really what it used to be.
Posted by: Kevin at July 15, 2005 10:24 AM
Oh how I do love a good FOREX joke. Seriously. I love jokes that reference currency exchange.
On the bright side for the Hydes, your sterling would buy about $.20 worth of Kevin less than it would've at the start of the year.
Posted by: matt at July 15, 2005 10:44 AM